- I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
- Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? ‘Cause you shouldn't press your luck.
- What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
- Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
- We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
Happy Fathers’ Days..!
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